A farmer puts a new rooster into his chicken coop…?

The new rooster struts over to the ancient rooster and says, "Okay ancient timer, you’re outta here."
The ancient rooster answers, "I may be ancient but can’t you just let me have the two ancient hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it! You’re washed up and I’m taking over."
The ancient rooster says, "I tell you what. I’ll race you around
the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire coop."
The young rooster laughs, "You know you don’t stand a chance, so just to be honest I’ll give you a head start."
The ancient rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap and is gaining quick. The farmer grabs up his shotgun and blows the young rooster to bits. "Dangit, third gay rooster I bought this month!" he cries.
Moral of the tale: Ancient age and cunning will always overcome youth and stamina.

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